- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

stuff and dogs {()}

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Uh... What was emulating again?

187

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Oh...okay, good.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

bologna

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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