What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Sarah Palin

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Indians

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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