How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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