Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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