- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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