How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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A man was shot. He died.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A black man killed someone

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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