Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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you.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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