Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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This is an anti joke

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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