What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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hi

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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Anti Joke

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