Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Womens rights

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Anti Joke

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