-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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