- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Black people

no u

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Adam Sandler.

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