What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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tom hall

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Please don't shoot me

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