What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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