Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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whats 2+2? 1

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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