Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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fart

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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