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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Black Veil Brides.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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