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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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asdf

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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