retard

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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I'm funny.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Anti Joke

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