Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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