whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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