Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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ObamaCare

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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