Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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robin, get in the car.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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mikey is cute

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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