What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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