Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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