A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why? Because racecar.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

like this if you think what ever you want to..

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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