Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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My life

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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