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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Faithful men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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