What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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hot diggity dog

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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