- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

A homeless man comes home from work.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

woman's rights

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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