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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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