What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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