Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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rent a cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Anti Joke

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