Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Vagina.

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How do magnets work?

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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