What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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why are balck people black because they are

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I C U P White stuff

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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your mum

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Anti Joke

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