hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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