- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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