Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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