how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Mike tyson

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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