hey hey apple

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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poop nuff said

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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