Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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The Game.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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