what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Connor is homo

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Republicans

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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