Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Cripples are lame.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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