Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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your face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Spread the net.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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