Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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THE GAME

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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alex is cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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