Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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womans rights...

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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