What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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