What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Jovan

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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penis

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