knock knock who's there? faith

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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The american education system.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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