Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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captcha: all yer base

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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An atheist walks into a church

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420

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What the hell are you doing?

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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Women's Golf

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Bitch

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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