There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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