- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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