So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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