What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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