What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Gale swallows.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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your mom

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Women's Rights

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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