you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Winter

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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