So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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