How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

thumb_up thumb_down -33

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +29

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats red white and blue? i dont know

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops