- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Penis.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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