How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

i killed my family

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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