What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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RUN

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a black father

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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