I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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I would rape her

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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