What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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