Female Orgasms

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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