How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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:-)book

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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