What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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