whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Your mom

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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