- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Knock Knock! Come in.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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