What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Guess What! HI!

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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