Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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haha.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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