- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

Why did the book disappear?

Vicky is my best friend.

What time is it? 10:58

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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