If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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