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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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