How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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