Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

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