- Anti Joke

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

Nero: Farewell to my past last part aka No more forced psychiatric evaluations for me. My psychiatric evaluator asked me why I consider myself a souless demon and not a man. My answer was: My mothers name was Maria, my brothers name is Kristoffer and my real father (which I only met once which was meaningless) is a Chatolic priest. Then I showed her (my psychiatric evaluator) my passport, my name is not Nero Angelo, nor whatever my parents might have told others but rather Angelo Nero. So lets conclude shall we? Nero Angelo = Angel black. and some Capcom shit. Angelo Nero = Says on my birth certificate, means Black Angel. Kristoffer= The sacrifice of Christ my half brother. Ricardo my non real father = which has nothing to do with Josef... Thank F*CK! So yeah, some of you might recognize me, but I have not met any family members the last 16 years, so if you where planing to judge me the next time you see me, you better run instead, because I will... "pacify" you for just watching while my parents waterboarded me, for just standing there while my mother tried excorzise me away while beating the crap out of me. I WILL "remove you, forever" the only family I got, are my 2.755 or so members of my movement Neronism, and my wife`s family, this is not a threat.... ...Its a promise to me, and to you. Make no mistake though, Neronism has over 60.000 members worldwide, but I dont care about them, enough is enough. Maria: My birthmother which claimed long before I was born that she was a virgin and as thus that she was giving birth to the anti-christ. (me, thanks mom) Then my psychiatric evaluator asked me if I truly believed I was a demon, where I told her that "human" is just a term, and that I know that calling myself a demon is just a way of coping with my past. She suggested that now that my troubles/parents are over/dead, that my need for her or anyone evaluating me further is over and she jokingly rated me a 100 percent "fresh" when I asked her if I was still a rotten tomato, so I am officially out from the "realm" of psychiatry (which I was forced to after killing my father in self defense). Its been fucking 27 years since, bt finally I am fucking happy... And the hell if there is humanity left in me... >:) M.Biso... I mean Nero. Merry christmas everybody, I know mine is not so bad after all... ill probably spend more time here, but farewell for now, and finally I can scratch the shit out of my ortopedic arm without getting PTSD`s of my non real father tearing my head off... AAAAAAAAAND all is good... Except the fucking itch...

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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