What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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