i love to lick...

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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FUCK YOU

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Two planes walk into an office building

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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