Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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