- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Jimmy Saville

whats yellow? lots of things.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

i am and me is i

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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