- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

It says so on your cap.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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