What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Jerry.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Tommy got neutered.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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