- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

eat a hot dog

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

The person below me is weird.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Membean

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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