what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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