How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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