Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Apple.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Punching a baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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