- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

space is fun

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

And you honored it I see :P

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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