Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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