What is the best part about football The scoring

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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