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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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