An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Joke

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

thumb_up thumb_down +42

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

thumb_up thumb_down -137

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops