What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Brittney Spears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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