- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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