What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Spread the net.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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