What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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