Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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this is not a drill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Sac

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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