Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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