Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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womens rights

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Dogs in my home.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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