Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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knock knock Goodbye

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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