What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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