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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

I'm 4 and what is this?

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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