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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Nickelback

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Anti Joke

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