Like if you like big tits.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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