"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Granny porn!

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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non poop

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Poo LOL

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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