What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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