Knock Knock Go Away

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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noodles

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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