What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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