Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Women's Rights

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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