why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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Anti Joke

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