- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say? Moo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

i'm hard

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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