17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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the WNBA.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Anti Joke

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