Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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i found waldo.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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