- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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