What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Women"s Rights

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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