A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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