Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Women's rights

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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