Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Girls Basketball.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Anti Joke

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