Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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