If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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