What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A fat guy!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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