What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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im black

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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