- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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