Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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