Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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gay marriage.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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9/11.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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all the kids had fun

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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