did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Where is my tractor?

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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