Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Who invented apple? God

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Please don't rape me.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Good job, son.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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