What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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