- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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