Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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