- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Hail Hitler

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

ecks! why zee?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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