Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Poop

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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