Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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