How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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obama's promises

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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