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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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