Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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what goes boo a sock

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Ben Affleck

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Guest what in the butt

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Anti Joke

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