Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Anti Joke

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