Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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