What does water smell like? water.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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