- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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