- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

This one time at band camp....

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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