- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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