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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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