What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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