Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Caitlyn.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Homo say what?

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