how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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