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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Sir, your wife is dead

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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