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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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World peace

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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