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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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