Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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space is fun

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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