why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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David Cameron

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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