What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Chuck Norris can watch TV.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

thumbs up!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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