An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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woman..parallel parking

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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