What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

matt f stupid because no one likes him

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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