I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Are you a tree? No.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Anti Joke

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