What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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meme

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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