A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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BUT HWY?

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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AVI IS A FAG

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

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