Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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