What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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