Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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