Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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No joke.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Ham sandwich

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Women's rights.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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