hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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outside your comfort zone

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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a. why? b. because

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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