So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Julian Ha.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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