DANA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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theres a fat guy

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eloise dey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Anti Joke

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