what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Asian women drivers...

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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