Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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