A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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This is not a joke

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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