why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Republicans

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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