You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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