What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Banana Hamock.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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