Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A ginger rapping.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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asian drivers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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