Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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