why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Anti Joke

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