What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

hi to the world fromthe world

4-4-2

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Diana and victoria

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

9/11

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

knock, knock. come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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