What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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