a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Penis

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