Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Hi

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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Morning wood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Woman's rights

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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