Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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