Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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Hitler is my role model

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Your all fags

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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