Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Anti Joke

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