whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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