There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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She said no

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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