Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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69

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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You're*

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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nipple

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Balls

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

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