A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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