What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Justin Bieber.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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