people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Female Athletics

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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