Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Albino African Americans

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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