A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Jesus Christ

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Feet

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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