KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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penis that is all

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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The game!

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Nathan Gooderson.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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YOU

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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