- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Dont read this joke

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

women's rights

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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