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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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steves legs

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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