You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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