What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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like for a handjob.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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