"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Women's rights.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Anti Joke

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