What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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I walk into a bar...

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Obama

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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