- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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