What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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