Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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