nipple

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Balls

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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no.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Here's another:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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you will like this because i am black.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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