what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Jaden McMichael

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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An asian without a future.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Ouch.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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