A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Hi

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Mark Wilson

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Dont look at me.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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