- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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