So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Lil Wayne

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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feminine literature

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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womens rights.

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Are you Drew?

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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