a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Black...

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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