why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

9/11

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

whats up fuch you bitch

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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