A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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