what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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