Who's on first? Garvey.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Obama.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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NEVER

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