A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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