Detroit has a low crime rate

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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a ginger has a soul

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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You know what's funny? Rape

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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