Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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