Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Anti Joke

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