A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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