Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Are you a tree? No.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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