Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A fat man on a moped

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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