two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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