Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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