why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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