this is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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so...um, yeah

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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