What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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