what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Punch line.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Wigan.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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