- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

VAGINA.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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