I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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