What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man did not like this site

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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