Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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