Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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