Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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A man. That is all.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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