What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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