A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Women's Rights

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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