What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

19th amendment

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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