What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Your mother is a man.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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