Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Christians pornstars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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the your face joke

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Anti Joke

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