Knock Knock. Come in.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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George Bush.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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