A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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