what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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GINGER PEOPLE

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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