What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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