say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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womens rights

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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does this look unsure to you?

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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