How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Women's sports.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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