the economy.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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