whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Women's rights

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Your social life.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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