A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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the economy.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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matty russel are you on here

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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