boobs

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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oh hai

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