Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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