What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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This one sucks!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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weston cage

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Anti-joke.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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