I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Poop.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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