A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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YOLO.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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...............................................................hi

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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