A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

YOLO.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

...............................................................hi

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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