A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Miami Heat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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