A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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