What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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