So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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I woke up today

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Bing

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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