Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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My mum is called Steve

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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