A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Flab

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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