If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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dj miky

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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