Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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