Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock Goodbye

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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