The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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