Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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