I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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womens rights

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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haha

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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