What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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