What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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I pooped.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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