A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Anti Joke

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