- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

field day?

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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