whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Anti Joke

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