Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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