What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Hello Braydon

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Amazing

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