Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Guess what? Bananas

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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the holocaust

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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I regret everything.....

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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