What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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VAGINA.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

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