knock knock you may come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Moral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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