- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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