Black people are innocent.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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