- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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