What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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