Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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shut up iggy

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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