What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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