your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Anagram.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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69

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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