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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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