What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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This is an anti joke

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Your dads dead. lol

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