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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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