Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Justin Bieber

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Women's Rights

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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