Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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24!

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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