How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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