What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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