Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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