I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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