- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A man walks into a bar.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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