How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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