Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did I do last night?work

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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