what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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you just contradicted yourself.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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do you have a wife?

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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