What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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read this

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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well use a tissue!

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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