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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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women's rights

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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womens rights

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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