Kyle grund parker coffey

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What does a man like. food.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Anti Joke

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