Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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school homewrok

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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The WNBA

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Japan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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