You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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