Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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My Butthole.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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