Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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