- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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