Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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hear hear

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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