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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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