Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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