- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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