Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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guess what? bannanas

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Female Orgasms

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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