What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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This isn't funny.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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