robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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