Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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