So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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