Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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No.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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whats black. an african american person

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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