Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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HURT

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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