What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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