If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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knock, knock come in

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Black People.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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