Charles Manson is innocent.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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The cow went moo

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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