Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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Men's Rights

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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