What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Knock Knock Who is there? 9-11 9-11 who? You said you would never forget.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Anti Joke

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