Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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