what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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