- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

u know whats a crime? rape

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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