Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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boobs

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Communism hehe xd

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Starter clothing

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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