- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

poop is very very yummy.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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