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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

my captcha says : forkin chickens

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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