What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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