- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

mark is life

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

How do you make the general public confused? ...

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

One day a man walked into a wall

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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