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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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