What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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