Lets make like trees and stand still

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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