What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Hello.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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