- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What's 9+10? 19

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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