-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Anti Joke

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