What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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