What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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hi

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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women rights

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Justin's hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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