Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Nothing yet CC

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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zebras

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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