Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Atheism

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Cleveland winning something

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Anti Joke

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