What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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