Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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