Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Anti Joke

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