Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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666

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Women's rights

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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