What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Tacos

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A van drives into a car.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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