Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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