whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Women

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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