I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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