What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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potato

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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The FCC

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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