yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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You have cancer

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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