What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Anti Joke

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