How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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