That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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This is not a joke.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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