What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Anti Joke

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