A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Sorry boss

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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