What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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