Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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