- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What's two plus two? Window

Do the roar!

hello

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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