What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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