Joe Biden

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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more like nig!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is a question?

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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