A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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