I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Robert Mugabe.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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