- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Obama.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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