So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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