What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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