- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

thumbs up!

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

BUT HWY?

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

The child was fired from his job.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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