- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Haha, I get it..

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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