why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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