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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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