Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What just hit my face? The floor

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What happen? Idk...

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A blind man watches TV

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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