Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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poop is very very yummy.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Knock Knock.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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