- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Here's another:

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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