Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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LOL May Wong

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Anti Joke

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