What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Your Mom The End.

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