What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why was the woman?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Darude- Sandstorm

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