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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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