guy walks into a bar, ouch

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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