knock, knock come in

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Your big dick.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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