What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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