Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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America

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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69

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Religion

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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out of your comfort zone

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger at Terminator: Gaynysis (or whatever I wont bother checking that out) YA NEED TO REMUV THE QUANTANAMO TRANSLACATOR TO RELOCALIZAYSEE THE INTERDEEMENENTIONAL MAYTREX! Yes, Pops but what about the time travel Paradox? YOU NEEED TO REMOV THE CRISTAL PALARDOXAL WARCALIBREITOR IN ORDA TO DESINSTONYSE THE DEEMENTIAL CORDALOXEY! Me: *Leaving the cinema* Moral: If you thought the trailer was like "meh", then you will soon realize it was the best part off the movie... The only part that is meh, and while I can honestly say I dont understand shit about how timelines work in Terminator (The creators dont do it either) Having Arnold Fucking Swartsnigger go with the Geek lingo DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! To explain things to me, NOTHIIIIING!

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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