how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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The cow went moo

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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