Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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women have rights

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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