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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Rush Limbaugh

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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