What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Women's rights

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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