Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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We are lawyers

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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PENlS.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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