A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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