Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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