Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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