onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Christianity

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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ps3

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Your mom.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Anti Joke

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