justin beiber sucks

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How old are you? 20

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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