What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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