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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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