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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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