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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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