Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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