What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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bite me

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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