Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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