On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Black People.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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anus

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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minorities

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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