Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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A blind man watches TV

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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i like turtals and kids

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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