What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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ass in my face ? no

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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get in the car.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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