The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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