A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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