Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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LIFE :(

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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