How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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