Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Tacos

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Stephen Hawking

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