- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

1 + 1 = 3

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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