A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Bloody kids ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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