Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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potato farming

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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