what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Rick santorum

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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The Joke Below

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Caramel Boing.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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