Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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