the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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don't look behind you

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