What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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