Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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man boobs

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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womens rights

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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