Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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hello

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Life

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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