Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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no

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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