Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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bum sex lol

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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You bumder!

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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