Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Women's rights.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Your Mom

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Who is it?

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Chuck Norris.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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