- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Mitt Romney

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A man. That is all.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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