"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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what time is it? 3:16

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Anti Joke

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