What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What's half of 8? o

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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