How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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How come grilled cheese?

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Anti Joke

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