Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Women's rights.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Jake. Walsh.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Misner is a twat.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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