A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Womens basketball

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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You.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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