how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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