What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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