My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Obamacare haters

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Your eye color is very unique.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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