Herman Cain

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

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