Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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long in the tooth!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A chicken crossed the road.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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