Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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