Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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