What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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