What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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