- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Mitch

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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