- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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