What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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