What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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