Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

thumb_up thumb_down +17

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Yo mamas so fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +8

knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

thumb_up thumb_down +67

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

thumb_up thumb_down +2

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops