Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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