Penis.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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