A storm be brewin!

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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George W. Bush

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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