There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Hi poop!

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Replacement Referees

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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