Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Women's Golf

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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