British Dentistry

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Vagina-Boob

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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