Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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pauls tuck

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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I like turtoes.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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