Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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