hey justin

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Six million.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Small breasts.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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