What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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