- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

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