the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Jebron Lames.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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