Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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