A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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eat a hot dog

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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This is not a good joke.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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