What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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