- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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