- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

a irish man walks past a bar

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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