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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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