Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats black and strange a paki

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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feminism

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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This one sucks!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Anti Joke

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