I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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pobody's nerfect

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Nickelback.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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