- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

u know whats a crime? rape

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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