What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Barack Obama

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Anti Joke

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