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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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