- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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