What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Tucker Rivera

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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