It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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