What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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penis haha

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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