- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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