^that joke a piece of shit

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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