:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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non poop

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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