A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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bacon

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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I don't get it

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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