What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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I'm Spartacus

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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shut up elliot

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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