Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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boobs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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