why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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