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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Yo daddy!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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