I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Jared Gough is a slut

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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