Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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