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A man walks into a pole.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

milly, milly, milly, cat

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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