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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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