Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Once upon a time

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#Hanging Degus

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Anti Joke

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