Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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MySpace.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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