Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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