I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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womens rights

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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