knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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My name is Harry.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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