What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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sweaty black guy

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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