What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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