Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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Banana Hamock.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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