What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Brain fart

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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