why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Nickelback

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It’s dead.

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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