How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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