- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Women.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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