what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Women.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Invisible Television.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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