like this if you think what ever you want to..

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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