What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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