Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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