How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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cancer

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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