Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Bumsniffer

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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that wall over there ->

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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