Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Knock Know! Come in!

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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