Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Thumbs this up

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Ebola

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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