- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

knock knock? come in

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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