What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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