What ryhmes with turtle rape

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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cool

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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