Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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