If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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