How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Looks through the peephole.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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