- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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