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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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fava beans

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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kkkk

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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