Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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