How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti jokes.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Hi colton

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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cancer

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Is this where I type the joke?

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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