Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Is this a chair?

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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