A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Ms Leong Sux

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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