- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

I like touching my boobs

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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