TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Hey Caleb.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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