rent a cops

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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I can't think of a joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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