Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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I dislike old people.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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