What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Looks through the peephole.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

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