Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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