What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What does? 42

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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