From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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