What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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