Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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