What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Womens rights

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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^that joke's not funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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