What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

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