Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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hey bill!

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A man walks into a bar

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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i am predestal

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Anti Joke

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