Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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womans rights

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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