What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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