Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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