How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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women's rights

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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