Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Get on the boat.

Refrigerator

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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