*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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