- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? walks toward American Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American bows "Japanesed Murican": Fighting Pose " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" Japanese people run away Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Get in the Batmobile.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

what is big and white? the moon

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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