How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Anti Joke

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