When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Get on the boat.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Anti Joke

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