what sucks? things that suck

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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justin bieber

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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