Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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jd and zach loves vigina

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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