What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Chris is hairy

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Anti Joke

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