A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Jake Bowar

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Anti Joke

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