What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Brett Farve

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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