A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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did you stub your toe?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Women's rights.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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