Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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9/11

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Sarah Palin

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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