What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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