Penisland

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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