A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Canada

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Lockerbie bombing

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Rob Bell

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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nbjhfghl

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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hi my name is? joe

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Where's my tractor?

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Jasper sucks.

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Small breasts.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Anti Joke

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