What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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