Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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