When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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My name is Jeff

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Connor is homo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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