- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Creationism.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Creationism.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Dislike this

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs