i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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