Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Womens rights.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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