What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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69

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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