What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Woman rights.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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