There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Get it? More.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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