24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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