Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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all your base are belong to mark

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Anti Joke

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