What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Sarah Palin

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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