Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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penis

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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mc hammers income.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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