Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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