- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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