- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

I am on a escalator.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

your a towel.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

baskets

Women's Rights

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A guy was beet by his wife.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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