Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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