What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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tom pauling

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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I like to eat people

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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andrew wagner

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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