Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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don't look behind you

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Anti Joke

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