A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Minecraft.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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