Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Anti Joke

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