Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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womens rights

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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pizzano is a tool.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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