- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

5 people are walking

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

30cm = 0,3meters

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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