A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Anti Joke

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