- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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