Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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