How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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