Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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