What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why? Because!

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Massie is a fatass

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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