Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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