what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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steves legs

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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