Whats 2+1? 2.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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