Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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