What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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