Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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call me maybe.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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run farther?

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Anti Joke

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