A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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general tso's broccoli

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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