Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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