if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Pickles are powerful

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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