What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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the WNBA

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Creationism.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Your face

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Anti Joke

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