- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

women's rights

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is 9 + 10? 21

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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