ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Anti-joke.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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