How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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the WNBA

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Hahaahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahah :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) I screw with you Hahahahahahahahahaahaggahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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