- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

A blind man walks into a library.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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