- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

I went to school. Then I came home.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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