Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's 9+10? 19

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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