how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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T-Dog scare me

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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