A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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like most people my age. im 27

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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