How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A van drives into a car.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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