What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Anti Joke

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