Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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THE GAME

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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