How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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why?

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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