Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Anti Joke

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