Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Jaden McMichael

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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An asian without a future.

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