- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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