Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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