What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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