- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Help I'm being raped!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

ecks! why zee?

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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