What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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