- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

This joke is the worst joke ever.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What happened to Liam? He Died.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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