what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Robert Palmer: Doctor, Doctor! have you heard the news? Doctor: Yes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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