Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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