What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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