how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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