- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock The doors already open

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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