What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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