A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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