well now

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Poop

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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My dad

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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