- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Dwarf Shortage

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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