How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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