Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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pedophile

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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