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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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