What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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