Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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