Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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