Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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420

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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