- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

mc hammers income.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Your Mom.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Tim tebow is the anti christ

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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