- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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