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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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