What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Anti Joke

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