- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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