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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Women's Rights.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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My Nan, that is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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