Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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