- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Knock Knock Who's There 42

A seal walks into a club.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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