What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Noah is Smart.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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