Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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