I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Lil' Wayne

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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