maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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