Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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69

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Feminism.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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