I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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