Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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my gramma died

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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My name is Harry.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Anti Joke

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