Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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CHORGLUND

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Justin's hair

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Hey

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Immigration Laws

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Anti Joke

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