justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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