What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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