Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

why did the chicken cross the road

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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