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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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