Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Women's rights

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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