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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Women's sports.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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