Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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