A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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