"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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