Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

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