A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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