Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Star Wars

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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