Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

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