roses are red violets should be purple

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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K.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Winking at old people

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Knock knock Come in

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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