WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What time is it? 10:58

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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A kid has no friends.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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