- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A baby seal walks into a club...

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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