What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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whats gay ? you

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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