life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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fridge

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Manchester City

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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