Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Chicken

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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