Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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