What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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This is not a joke

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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