why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Invisible Television.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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