How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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your life

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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