what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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