Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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