what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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a retard lost...

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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