- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

82

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

What? Huh?

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

girls lacrosse

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

I won the game.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

penis

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??