Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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why are balck people black because they are

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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