- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is my name? I dont know

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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