What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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