A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Gianni

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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