What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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who's a slut... you're mom

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I have aids

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Pickles are moist.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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