A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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