Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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penis

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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