A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Leave. Now.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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balls in ya mouf

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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