An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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im gay because im gay

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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i just wrote this so hard

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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