What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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