- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A Mexican walks into a club.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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