What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Anne Frank.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Anti Joke

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