Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

12 in general

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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