JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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