Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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