A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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