Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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