What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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It's long!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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