What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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