What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The WNBA.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Anti Joke

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