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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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