Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Hail Hitler

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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