What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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I had a submarine.... once

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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