What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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