roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

i like potatoes

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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