How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Moral

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I am a n1gger.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Where's the soap?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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