Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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alert('The Game')

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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