Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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