What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Herman Cain

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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