How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Brain fart

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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