why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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12 in general

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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