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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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