Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What is cowboy say

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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