yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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