why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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whats one plus one penis

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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