What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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poop

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aodhan hearty

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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