How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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I'm taken

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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