What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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