Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Lacrosse

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Women's Rights

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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