Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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