if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Face...the other white meat!

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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baskets

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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