what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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