What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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