why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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