Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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