Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Knock knock Go away

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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666

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Anti Joke

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