- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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