You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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you suck

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Matthew Baker

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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NEVER

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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