What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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