Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Hi my name is Jim

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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