Why so serious ?

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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your going to die

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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