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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Get out!!

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

you just lost the game

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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