What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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My penis is big... not.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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