- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

hi penis ham telephone

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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