Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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