A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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nice shorts.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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