1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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oh hai

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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