What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Black people are clen.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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