What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Anti Joke

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