Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Yes.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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