Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Women's Rights.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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God is real.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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