Womens Rights.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

this is stupid .... yep

69.... is a number

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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