why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Do you play piano? No

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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