what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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DERP

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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