A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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The WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Anti Joke

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