- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

woman's rights

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What is black but also yellow? A song.

No antijoke here.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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