why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Christians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Women's football

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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