Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Who wants water? I do.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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