Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Iggy Azalea

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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¿melano?

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Anti Joke

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