Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Deadly cancer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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