An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Rick santorum

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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