- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Wheelchair high jump

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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