What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Jesse gets so many ladies

thumb_up thumb_down -44

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

thumb_up thumb_down

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

thumb_up thumb_down +3

There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Hello

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops