What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Your biggest fan.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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