stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Atheism

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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poop

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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