Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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