why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Lil' Wayne

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Anti Joke

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