What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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good one jess !!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

No, Trinidad.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

The Bible

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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