What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Anti Joke

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