How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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i hate you.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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