I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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giddy goat

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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