What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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your mom.

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a man died

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Stephen Walking.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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