how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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Oh...okay, good.

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