Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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I had a submarine.... once

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69

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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lipstick pig

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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