why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Poop

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Noah is Smart.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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The WNBA.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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