I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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