How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

No.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

this is not a joke. jks

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

Poop

Hearpin my durp

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.