why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Womens Rights.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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a little girl gets raped

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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