An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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Knock knock

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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