Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Heskey time.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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