Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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