Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Penis

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Gestapo.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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George Bush.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Anti Joke

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