- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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