How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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You copy and paster!

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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