What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Jews...

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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