Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Women Voting

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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go F*** yourself

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Horse.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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