Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

I tell an anti joke!.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Whats an Anti Joke

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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