Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Chikin nuggets

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Women's rights.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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