Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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