what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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