- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

star wars kid

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Church.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How come grilled cheese?

What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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