What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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