Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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kesha is a virgin.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Anti Joke

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