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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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minorities

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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