- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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