a black guy hates chicken.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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THE GAME

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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