What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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