Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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sixty....eight.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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