How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Your social life.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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