Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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people magazine

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don't look behind you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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I'm gay.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Anti Joke

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