Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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The government

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Donald Trump

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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The geese of Growmore

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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