Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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hi hi strager danger

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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eoin burgin is fat

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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