Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Sonic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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