It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Your girlfriend.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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