What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Corn Muffins

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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