If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Mahmy

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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