Kate

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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AIDS

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Is this a chair?

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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