Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Knock knock, come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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