Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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anti jokes

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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