What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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Romans rights.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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