A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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