- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Don't rape me!

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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