Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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