Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Zach Barlow

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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