A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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