What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A blind man watches TV

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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GONNA

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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