- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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