What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Military intelligence.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Nickleback.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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