I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Boner

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

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