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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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