The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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