What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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how man

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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