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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

? I hate niiggers ?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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