Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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