Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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