Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Yes.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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