your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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