Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Penis jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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