- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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