How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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women's rights

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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