Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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