A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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