I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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