You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Anti Joke

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