What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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There's my tractor.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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hi hi strager danger

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