uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Hi

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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