Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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You and your parents are going to die today

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Brett Farve

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Anti Joke

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