Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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