How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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68 :)

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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