Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Brad Fuller!

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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