- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

does this look unsure to you?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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