Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Homework.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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hi, im sober.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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