Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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hey hey apple

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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