what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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69, hahaha

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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