what do you call gingers ugly.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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