why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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. . I am a whale

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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