Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Get on the boat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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