Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Don't rape me!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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