Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Men

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William wright is Gay

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