i saw your mom, i said hi

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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