Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Anti Joke

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