A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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John Cena

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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