why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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