Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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miley cyrus

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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