Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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think twice or at least think

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Black people.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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