What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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womens rights

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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