What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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