what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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hi. thats what she said.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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