Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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poop

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Man U

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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