What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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The Christian Bible.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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