- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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