What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Flop dog

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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