What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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