Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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