When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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what happens during a climax apples

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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