What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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FAP

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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