Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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