What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Anti Joke

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