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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Nickleback.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

what time is it? 3:16

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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