Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What's one plus one? two.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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