Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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