Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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And more;

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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