Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Donkey lips

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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