- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Pavel Novak

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

What did you say? I don't know.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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