what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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The WNBA

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

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