- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

Pain Olympics.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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