why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Koalas mum is a slut

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

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