YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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the real mccoy

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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raping black women

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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