Knock Knock.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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