Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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