What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Knock Knock.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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