What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into horse bar

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think twice or at least think

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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#IHateHashtags

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i killed my family

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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