Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Bloody kids ...

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Barack Obama

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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mental kid

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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