What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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