what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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My cat just died.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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