How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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