Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Tunechi

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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The song Friday Rules!

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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