Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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