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I am a n1gger.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Double-whammy

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Justin Beiber

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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