What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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So you there Red?

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Asians

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Turkeys are obese

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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