What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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