Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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You all have Aids

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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liam buchan is gay !

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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