Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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