Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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I'm sn otter

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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