how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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im a selling a car

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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