Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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