Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Penis

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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