When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What you reading? reading?

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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