- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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