Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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cats are pussies

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Do you need any assistance?

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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