Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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