- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

women

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??