- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Black people. They are so kind.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Lockerbie bombing

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Women's Rights

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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