How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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I hate blackniggers

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Elizabeth Warren

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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I like hats XD!

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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