Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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