Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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12 in general

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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