Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Japan called... They need help.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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