- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Stealth baseballs record

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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