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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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