What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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