A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Urban ghettos

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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u suck

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Anti Joke

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