- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

split your ass cheek

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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