Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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