An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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"Up to 50% off."

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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