You're welcome!

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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