Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Women's Rights Movement

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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