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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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whats black and strange a paki

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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black people

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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