Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What's funnier than 68 69

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Please Rape William Wright

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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