A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Your mom.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

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