how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

The EPA.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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