What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Katy Perry

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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