What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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