- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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