What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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