An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Women's rights

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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The white guy did it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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