A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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a banana

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