Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Justin's humor

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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