Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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