What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Anti Joke

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