What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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watch me nae nae

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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