You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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bum sex lol

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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