A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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