- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What rhymes with you? You.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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