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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

Allie said yesssssssss!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

mikey is cute

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

You

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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