- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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