Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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A jew enters a mall.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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