What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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