Why? Why Not?

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

boobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Josh kissing a girl

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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