I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Bing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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