Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for him. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed Nextel to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What break when you talk?

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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