What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

thumb_up thumb_down +166

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -21

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops