If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Knock knock.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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