Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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