why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -6

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

thumb_up thumb_down +12

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why are black people more athletic than whites? Black people originate from Africa, where they lived in a world where athletic ability created natural selection. The most athletic were able to escape dangers of the jungle such as dangerous animals, and were also most apt to find food to survive. Then when the slave trade occured, only the strongest and best fit survived the trip to America and the hard labor. Also, given the socio-economic trends of the United States, African Americans are more likely to grow up in an environment where they have limited opportunity to make a living, besides professional sports, so they play cheap sports like basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops