Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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