Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What's half of 8? o

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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