Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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The jets are a good team..

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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whats green and lives in the water

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Your gay

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