A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Bark I'm a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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