What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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whats the capital of congo famine

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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