How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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