What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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