Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Weed.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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