Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Star Wars

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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