- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Tough crowd tonight...

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Leave. Now.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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