Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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