What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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