Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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