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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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