Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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