Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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