yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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