how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Heskey time.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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knock knock you may come in

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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