Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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