What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Hello

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Anti Joke

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