A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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I love pissing people off :P

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Runescape.

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Roses are red.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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