Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Anti Joke

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