What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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