"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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