Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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