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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Anti Joke

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