Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Anti Joke

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