Refrigerator

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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