what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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brandon ya twwat

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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