A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Fox News

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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