Your mom.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Smart Blondes

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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American Idol

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Shea's sty....

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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