Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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