Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Women's Rights

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Nah

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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God

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Anti Joke

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