Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Knock Knock Come in

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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