why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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womens sports...

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Womens rights

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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