What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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:-)book

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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He walked in a bar

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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