Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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hi joshua

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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