How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Strawberries!

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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People...

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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