What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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