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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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