Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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How old is your mom Dead

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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24!

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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y u no like me joke?

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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