Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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child labor

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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