Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I came.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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