Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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whats 2+2? 4

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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