Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Nobody cares.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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