what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You poke-her-face

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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