What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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