What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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