Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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planking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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