Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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