The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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women leaving the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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