what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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