"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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