How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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