What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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this is not a joke.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

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