sarah taylor

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Where's my shotgun

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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