What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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12 niqqa 12.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What time is it? 10:58

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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