Cancer.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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