- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away ok

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A russian gives away vodka.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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