hey guys im gay

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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