What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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this is not a joke. jks

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go F*** yourself

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

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