Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

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