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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

An irishman walks out of a pub

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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