Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Justin Bieber

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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How are you? Yes

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THE GAME.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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