Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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