In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Snarf Nuggets

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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