What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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...NO.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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hey

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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vitamin c

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