How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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vaginas

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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