What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Penis

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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johann grayson being liked

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Jesus wept.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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