What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Woman's rights

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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