Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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