- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Vagina Boob

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is 1+1? It's 2!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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