How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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women's rights, lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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