How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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