- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

I'm homeless.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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