An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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