why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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