You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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darude- sandstorm

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Anti Joke

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