chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How about that airline food?

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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