Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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