Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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mental kid

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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