What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Jebron Lames.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Hillary Clinton

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Harry Styles

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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