Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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America

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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