What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Your momma's so fat...

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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