- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

why did the man die? he had cancer

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

Elizabeth Warren

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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