Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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chuck norris

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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a potato flew around my room

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Anti Joke

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