What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Romans rights.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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