- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

whats 69+2? 71

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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