Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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