What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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My tractor broke down.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Get off my porch.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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