nolan is gay

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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