what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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here kitty kitty

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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You just won the game...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Anti Joke

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