How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Are you Drew?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Neither did she.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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