Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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E= McVagina

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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VITAMIN C!

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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