Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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women's rights

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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