- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Dude man, I'm high...

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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