Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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