What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Benevolent villain.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Well, this is fun.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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I'm funny.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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I regret everything.....

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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