A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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I grunt when I poop.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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