What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Womens rights

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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