i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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