-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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