A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Christians pornstars.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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