A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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