What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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hi bye

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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GAY PEOPLE

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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