- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

lick my ballsack.... ok

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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