If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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