A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You see how lame this is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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