Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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american idol

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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How old is your mom Dead

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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