A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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