- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Guest what in the butt

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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