what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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Your mom

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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