We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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