what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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the economy.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Women's Rights

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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ur gey

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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