A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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I am quite mature.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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K.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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