What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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I lost my tractor.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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