where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Nippies

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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