- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Barbara Streisand

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

All of these jokes are about white people

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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