Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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