- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why does life suck? Because it does

I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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