yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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