Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Obama is a good president.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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My pet rock died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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womens sports...

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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