Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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