Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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pussy enough said

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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A jew went to Germany.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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Hippopatomous!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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