- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Jacob Edwards has friends

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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