- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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