I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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