- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

sorry son your nanas been put down

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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