What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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