Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Punching a baby

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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