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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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