What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Oliver's friends

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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