Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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