What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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God. God.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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