A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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hi corey

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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run farther?

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