The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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