A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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