So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Ms Leong Sux

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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