What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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the WNBA

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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