Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Michael Brown

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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