what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Your Mom The End.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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