Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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My mom's dead

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