what do you call a young man? a little boy

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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9/11

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Anti Joke

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