- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

I woke up today

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Good job, son.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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