What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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wow garlic, yum

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Anti Joke

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