My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Write your own

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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