- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. But Roses can also be White. And Violets should be Purple

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

mooooh im a cow

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

alert("The Game");

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

I'll be back. Please use the door.

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