Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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