What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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