Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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c+t+c?

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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The Pope

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Neither did she.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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hi jonny

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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