Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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