When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Guest what in the butt

thumb_up thumb_down -21

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

thumb_up thumb_down -7

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Win and Beau have no friends

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops