What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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