Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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