why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Itookasipasoda

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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