I'm not as random as you think i salad.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

A black man killed someone

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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