Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Women

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Your Mom The End.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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