- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

school homewrok

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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