Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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The holocaust

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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WNBA

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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