Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Everybody will die

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Anti Joke

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