A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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