Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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