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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

you.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

knock knock Goodbye

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Hello penis

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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