Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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womans rights...

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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