Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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a man is running away

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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