How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Your mum is dead

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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the game

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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