Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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