The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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