Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Life

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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