what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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