what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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