Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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mental kid

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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