-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Female Athletics

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Tilt your screen back

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That's unfortunate.

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brittney griner

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Women

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