Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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