tim has no humor

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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69.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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