What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Women have the right to vote.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Women's rights...

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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