what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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