Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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