Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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