Neither did she.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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I'm hungry.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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