- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Someone said you sound like an owl Who?

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

knock knock who's there aids

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

poop

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Women.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

A car walks into a bar.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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