Black Veil Brides.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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