What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Anti Joke

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