Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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lipstick pig

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Penis.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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