A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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