Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A mans opinion.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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