Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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This isn't funny.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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your mom.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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