WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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