Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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who ever is reading this....

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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