- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

VAGINA.

What comes after 69? 70

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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