- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

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