What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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The government makes a good decision

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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