Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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