- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

There was a chicken. It squarked.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Black people

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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