whats purple and savage? Barney!

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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