What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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baloney sandwich

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Anti Joke

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