Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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