What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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