how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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knock, knock come in

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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