Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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