A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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