A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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david poredos

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Poop.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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