- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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