What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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more like nig!

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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