What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Japan

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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