your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Buzi vagy!

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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