Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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