Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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shut up kobe!

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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