What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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69.9

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Diana and victoria

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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