So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Miscarriages.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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