- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

The cow went moo

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Smeg...

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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