Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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