why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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I have aids

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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