YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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My mom's dead

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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