BenWuzHear

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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WNBA

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Enchilada

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A guy walks into a bar

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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