A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Womens Rights.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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this is stupid .... yep

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69.... is a number

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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