A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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