A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Death by kayak

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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