"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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