Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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