Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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david weres the slug gone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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