A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Women Drivers.

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Hey, Max!!

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A seal walks into a club.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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