why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Small Penis.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

The Moon Landing.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

the WNBA

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

68 :)

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

8===D ~ ~ ~

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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