O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Roses are flowers.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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GONNA

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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