Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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