Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Walnut

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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No

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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