Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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1+1=2

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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