a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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What is a question?

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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