how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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I can count to potato.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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