Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Sex

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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