Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Nickelback

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A black guy with his family.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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