What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Whats 9+10? Well it's certainly not 21

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Hearpin my durp

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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An man walks to a bra

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Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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