G:nock nock B:come in!

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u suck

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Morning wood.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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A hill billy went fishing

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obama

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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thomas!!!!

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Anti Joke

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