why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Shltskc gw? G

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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