knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Barack Obama

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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