This is not a joke

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Indians

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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a ginger has a soul

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Anti Joke

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