What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Obama.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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