01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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