What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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