- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

why do asprins work? Because they're white

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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