What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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I like to eat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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