what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Religionh

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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