How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Hellen Keller

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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V I T A M I N C !

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Anti Joke

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