Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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the WNBA

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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women's rights, lol

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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