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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Guess what? SHADAP

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How about that airline food?

Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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