A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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nickel back

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Anti Joke

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