- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

a banana

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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