How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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