What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What did the catholic priest say to the little boy? Nothing sexual, that kind of behavior isn't as widespread as people think.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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