what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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