There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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