- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

The Labour Party.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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