The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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