- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

honest politician

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

your mum

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

DERP

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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