What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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