- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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