There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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