What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Get off my porch.

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A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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