Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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