Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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human centipede

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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