What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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