- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

Why? Because.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Stephen Hawking

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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