WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Anti Joke

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