what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? Because they are delicious, and very filling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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