Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are flowers.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Make me famous

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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