What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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skjer;nf;oashfaefaohesf oiqeshLACLAHN IS SUTRP SD] make it shorett and swert

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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