I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

chinga tue madre Ryan

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

hi im paul!

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I hate long jokes -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops