How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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weston cage

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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good looking women

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Anti Joke

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