FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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LIFE :(

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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