I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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An anti-joke

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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