- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

I have cancer. And you're next.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Corn Muffins

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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