Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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lol

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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