Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Stealth baseballs record

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What's clear and wet? water

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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