what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Corn Muffins

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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