What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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WNBA

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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