Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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cancer

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Are you Drew?

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Snausages.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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American Idol

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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