- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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