- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

The Mets win the World Series

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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