Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Women's rights.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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