What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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