Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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