Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what has genitial warts? me

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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The Morman Religion.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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