When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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im black

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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