Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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NEVER

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why is your face? Because.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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