An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Womens rights.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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