What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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women's rights

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raisin boogers

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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how do you make a cow float Give it 10000 balloons

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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