What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Penis

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Pop Fiction last words. guess who edition: "Okay okay you win again Batman! Ahahaha hohohoho hehehehe! Wanna hear a new jo... Eh... what are you doing with that gun?" "Why did I not just take a step or two to the side during the five hours and over thirty episodes he kept charging that Kamehameha?" "Bah I cannot die as long as my ego is full! Are these really the ratings on my latest game? H0moerotic? Childish? A sociopath? Oh man..." Moral: Your red thumbs cannot hurt me! Im the moralmanBitch! HOAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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