Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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