This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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hey hey apple

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Knock knock

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Anti Joke

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