How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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