knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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