Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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