Agent 47.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What?

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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1+1=2

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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