Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Women's rights.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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