The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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