And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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haha Otarts was here

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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whats gay ? you

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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