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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

knock knock you may come in

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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