In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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