why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Detroit has a low crime rate

whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

a ginger has a soul

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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