What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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