why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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OMG I NEED FRESH WATER

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Nickelback

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Darude - Sandstorm

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