"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Mormons having fun.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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smug face >:}

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Anti Joke

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