babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Milk MILK MILK MILK M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M-I-L-K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K M_I_L_K What do cows drink? Water, and if you thought it was milk, your probably retarded.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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