Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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