Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Dwarf Shortage

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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WNBA

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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