Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Josh kissing a girl

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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