What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Okay.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Black people.

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GONNA

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Obama.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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