Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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David Cameron

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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