what to call someone thats gay zak

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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This is not an anti joke.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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