Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Penis-Pump

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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