What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What's your guys names?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Yeah right loser!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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