How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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