How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Hello.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Watch your lips.

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The glass is half an hour.

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The Christian Bible.

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Anti Joke

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