Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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can you touch your toes? no

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Your mom.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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