Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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thumbs up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's clear and wet? water

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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