Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Ah, come in!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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