Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Potassium? K.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Fox News.

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