Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Poop!!

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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