What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A mans opinion.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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