My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Womens Sports

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A seal walks into a club.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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FIRE!!

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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