A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Compton

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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rocky is here again.......................

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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non poop

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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