what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Your Mother

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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