What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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