- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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