Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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