Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Emily Walker.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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V I T A M I N C !

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FIONN'S LIFE

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2 + 2 = 4

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Man U

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Anti Joke

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