Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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what's black and can't swim?

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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