How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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