So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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guess what chicken butt

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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