Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Women's rights.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Hi

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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