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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Why? Because racecar.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

Women's Rights.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Dylan is gay

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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