What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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butt sex

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Samantha

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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