What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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