Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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sky silverstein

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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