What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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one of the idiot

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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