- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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