Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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