A seal walks into a club.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Your Mom!!!

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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