An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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This is a joke setup.

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monkey sponge

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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