What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Large 4

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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