roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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