- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Women's rights.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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