What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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