What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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