- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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