How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Jason Connor.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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lol a man is drowning

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What fires shots? A gun

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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