your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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