an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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pickle juice?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Women's rights

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Anti Joke

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