What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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they're dead. idiot.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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