What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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