What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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