Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Paul Dylan King!

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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