I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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kathryn atkins

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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