Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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