- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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