Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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chuck norris

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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