Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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