Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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Bob dole

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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so... how about that airplane food

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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