What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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