neil patrick harris

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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