what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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