this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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