How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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