What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Flab

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Irish sobriety

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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