A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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