whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Caroline Kelly.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Stephen Hawking

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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