why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Sex

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Tacos

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Anti Joke

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