So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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