what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Make me famous

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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LET

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Nock Nock It's open.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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hot diggity dog

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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