What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Membean

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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