So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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19th amendment

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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