Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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My penis is big... not.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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