What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Creationism.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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What is a chair?

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Get on the boat.

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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cancer

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A women in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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