Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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