Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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