Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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suck my dick.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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