How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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who eats pencils asians

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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