why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Brain fart

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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