WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Joke.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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haha

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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