child labor

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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