- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Hi.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Go away still nothing to see

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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