why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What break when you talk?

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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