Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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