Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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