What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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