Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Pinus Testicles

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Womens rights !

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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