What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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