-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Women's rights

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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