Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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OIO

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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A American seeking into mexico

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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