How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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