What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Black people.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Christ is a conspiracy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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