What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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