What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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sky's sty

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Take part of what?

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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What time is it? 20:45.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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YOLO.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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