What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

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