I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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