What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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