So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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