- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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