Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Tacos

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Anti Joke

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