In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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