hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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hi bye

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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guess what what ...

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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