A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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The Joke Below

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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