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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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KKK

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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