Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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I shot a bitch.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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