why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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