- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

I can't think of a joke.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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