Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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ejaculation JLR

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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