Go away.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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taking out the trash... at night

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