- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Knock knock. Who's there?

What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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