Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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