Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

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