- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Take off your shoes.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

George Bush.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Guess what? You guessed it.

Please don't rape me.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

Robert Mugabe.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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