Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Wheelchair high jump

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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