How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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