Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Once upon a cross

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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