Why so serious? Your brother died.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Women's rights...

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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