What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Black people having a Job.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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