what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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I'm Spartacus

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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What? Huh?

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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pineapples

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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