If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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