What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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You have friends

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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