Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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YOU

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Anti Joke

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