What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Nickelback

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whats gay ? you

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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