what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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one day i went to bed

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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