whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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minorities

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Homework.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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The queen having a shit

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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