Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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NAACP

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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