What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Woman's Rights

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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