why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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so...um, yeah

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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