- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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