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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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