What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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