Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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