Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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