a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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How old are you? 7

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justin bieber

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Faithful men.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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How's the weather? Good.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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The Economy

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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The Female Orgasm

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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