Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Women's rights.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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