Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Cleveland winning something

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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