Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What does water taste like? Water

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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