james schmitt whats your last name

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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miley cyrus

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Loner.

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