What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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