How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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"Knock knock." "No."

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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