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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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cool

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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