Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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