Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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