Take this and put it- No.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A bar walks into a man

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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