Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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