- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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