Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Fiats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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