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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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knock knock your gay

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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pull my finger (farts)

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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ugh good riddance

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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