why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Justin's life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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