What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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