Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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