Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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run farther?

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Anti Joke

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