Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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