What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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I'm a like whore

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Penis

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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So a seal walks into a club..

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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