- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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