What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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Albino African Americans

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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lipstick pig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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