How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Penis

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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GINGER PEOPLE

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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