Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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