What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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my shift key is broken1

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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