Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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