Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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It says so on your cap.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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