(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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