What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Justin Bieber

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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A fat guy!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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