Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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How high is a Chinaman

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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