Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Poopsack Jones

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Dylan is a person

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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womens rights!

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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