Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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I'm rick james bitch

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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