What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Haha pizza

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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Im black

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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this website...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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