What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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Six million.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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