- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Worms don't like apples.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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