why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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vaginas

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Anti Joke

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