- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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