Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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