Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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Your gay

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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