What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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John Stamos.

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i lost the game

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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