Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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your mom

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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