why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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There is a car full of black people.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Anti Joke

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