How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Women's Rights Movement

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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A scottish man having fun

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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kennah campion when she talks

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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