What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Yes!

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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You are joking right?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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