What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

ejaculation JLR

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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