A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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whats a dick a dick

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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since when?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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