A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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hahaha

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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