Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Nickleback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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