Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Peas

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Anti Joke

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