why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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