How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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I won the game.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Canada

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Women's rights

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man walks into a bar.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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