what's the difference between a duck?

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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adam hodgson !

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Fat Kenyan

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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