Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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God

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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