Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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all these jokes suck ass

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were at work systems r down

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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