- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

womens rights

shea kisses a girl

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

Once upon a cross

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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