I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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