Women's rights.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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