What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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