Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A chicken crossed the road.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

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