My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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British Dentistry

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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