Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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