What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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your going to die

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Netflix and chill

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Womens rights

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Women's Basketball.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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