did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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You see how lame this is?

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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