What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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