knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Women's rights

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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okay.....

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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