Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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poop

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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