That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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live babies

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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