Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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mitt romney

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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