Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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xavier stop

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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