what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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This is not a joke

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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im black

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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