how did the man die he didnt

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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A father had three children Rose Daisy and Cinderblock. Rose comes up to her father and asks"daddy why am i named Rose?' the father answered"well when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head"Rose Reply's "oh thats nice" and walk's away. the Daisy comes up and ask's "Daddy! why am i named Daisy!" the Dad answered "well. when you were a baby a rose petal fell on your head" Daisy Replied" oh ok i guess" and walked away. Then Cinderblock came up and asked "duuuhhhd" and the father simply replied" Shut up Cinderblock".

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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this site is funny.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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YOU

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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