- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A man walks into a vagina

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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