What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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