Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A black man comes home from work.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a black father

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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I've got a dig bick

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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My parents died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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