What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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this girl died

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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