- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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