- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Woman's Rights

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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