Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Child Prostitution.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Poop.

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lol

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