What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

thumb_up thumb_down -15

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

dead battery come on down

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the asian die? he was driving

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

guest what i love pancakes

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -17

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops