- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

* anti-punchline

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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