funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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AIDS

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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