Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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bacon

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knock,knock you suck

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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I don't get it

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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