Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Communism

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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The Qur'an

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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