I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A seal walks into a club.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Poop

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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