How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

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