- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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