What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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