whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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