- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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