Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Anything Dane Cook says

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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