Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Golf.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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