A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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