Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Justin with a hat.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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