How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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men's rights activists

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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