Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Anti Joke

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