Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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