A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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