How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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I am a women

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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