Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Your face

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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