you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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