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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Women.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

Religion.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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