why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Joesph Triphook.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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