Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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NASCAR

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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OOOOPPS /

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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sixty....eight.

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AROUND

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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