- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

i was molested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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