The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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