yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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