What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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