What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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cory is gay

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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