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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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weiner? balls

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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more chocolate?

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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lebron

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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