- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Good job, son.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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