How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Boner

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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