how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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