- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

knock knock? come in

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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