What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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The 19th Amendment

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why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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