There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Woman Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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You just read this ..

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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