What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Women's rights.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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