Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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