What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Lil Wayne

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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