What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Cancer.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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potato farming

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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