There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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