- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Without geometry life would be pointless

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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