What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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The 19th Amendment

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Indeed.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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What's two plus two? Window

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Mormons having fun.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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