A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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God

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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