This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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hey hey apple

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Sac

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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