Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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:-)book

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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John Cena for president

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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