Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Child Prostitution.

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