why is pie good. because it just is.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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