John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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