how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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