Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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The white guy did it!

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A guy walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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