what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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who else is on here?

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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