Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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star wars kid

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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