Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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