Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Tilt your screen back .

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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