the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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