whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +24

This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops