Women's rights

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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