why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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miley cyrus

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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good looking women

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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