What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hippopatomous!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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This is not a joke

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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