What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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no

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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hey John will you make some copies

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Turtles

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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SAY

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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