A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Atheism

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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poop

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Anti Joke

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