War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Robert Mugabe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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