Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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