I share two rooms with my mother.

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A dyslexic blind man

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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