- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

I ponder

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

i hate you.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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