my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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asian, do math

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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