A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Jesus was a good guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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