What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Mike tyson

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Anti Joke

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