why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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