Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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j.p. is dumb

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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