A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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