- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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