Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the waiter put rubber bands in the soup? Because he wasn't a very good waiter.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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