A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Hi

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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George Bush.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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