An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Japan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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