knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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