Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Joke.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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