If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Joesph Triphook.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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