What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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