What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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