Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Top Gear USA

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How are you this morning?

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Ken wins!

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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