What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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