What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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