Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What is a question?

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Your mom.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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Anti Joke

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