What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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