- Anti Joke

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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