Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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