Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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