Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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