what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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