How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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