- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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