What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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I am dyslexic

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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knock knock. come in.

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Donald Trump.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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