whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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