When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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