Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Womens rights

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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my gramma died

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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