why did the blue berry cross the road

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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