A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Tony Romo

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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