Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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