- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Dozer has a soul

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Where's my shotgun

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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