Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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