Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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hey John will you make some copies

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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