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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Your Mother

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How did th-A fridge.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

A midget walks under a bar

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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