Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Dallas Cowboys

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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