How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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I am quite mature.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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