I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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