2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Whats white? A fridge

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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hi bye

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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