On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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