An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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