Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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I enjoy anal.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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