What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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