why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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hi bye

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Anti Joke

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