Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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your face.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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