A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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