- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

what is not funny? This joke.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

im at school

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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