why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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knock knock go away

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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