Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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womens rights

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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feces

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Anti Joke

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