Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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SUCK MY NUTS

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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