Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Thats what she said

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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