- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

My three children are three big mistakes.

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