- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Women Drivers.

cats are pussies

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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