Whats worse than suicide? death

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Anti Joke

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