What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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