Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Pianca going ham

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A black succeeds

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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