What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Hi what I lug you

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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