Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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i cant think of one.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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