A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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