Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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