Homonyms should be band.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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