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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Y2K

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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