- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

I enjoy Popcorn

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Take this and put it- No.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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