my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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