Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Justin Beiber

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Can I touch it?

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Women's rights

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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