How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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