Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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your mother

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i have cancer

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Homo say what?

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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