How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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vitamin c

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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homosexuals are gay

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what time is it rape time

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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