What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Poop swing

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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