Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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