PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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