Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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That didn't hurt.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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ass in my face ? no

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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