Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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