Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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Anti Joke

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