- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is worse

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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