someone called a frog a frog

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Passing by

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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