- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats a cat? A cat!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Knock Knock Come in!

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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