A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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mc hammers income.

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An man walks to a bra

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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