what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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a man was shot.... he died

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Bake until golden at 375

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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A black man comes home from work.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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