What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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VAGINA.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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How come grilled cheese?

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Come In!

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Anti Joke

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