Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Cancer.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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asian drivers.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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TOBUSCUS

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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