- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

A fat guy!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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