I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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