all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Chuck norris

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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