"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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8=D

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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