A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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