life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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