Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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I am black.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Buzi vagy!

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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potatoes

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