Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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No. Yes.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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