A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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