Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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