What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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