Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the bird and says nothing because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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someone called someone else a frog

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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