whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Gay rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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