What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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