How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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hi corey

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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