- Anti Joke

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Miami Heat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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