Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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