What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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roak

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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God.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Mmmm, donuts

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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