A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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This is not a joke

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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