Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Hair

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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drake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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all jokes aside...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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