Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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womens rights to vote

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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