Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Farts smell bad!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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