Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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shut up kobe!

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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