- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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