What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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matty russel are you on here

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Ily bae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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