What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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