Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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do you want to hear a joke?

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Asians

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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