What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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I regret everything.....

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Where's the dick??? east

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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