Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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fkda

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Chuck norris

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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