What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Your social life.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Loner.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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