- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Where's my tractor?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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