What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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hi

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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wood cant chuck wood

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Why? Why not?

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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