Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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bite me

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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