What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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You have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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swag

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Womans baksetball...

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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