Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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sexual intercourse.

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Jason Connor.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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