- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

the asian kid gets an F

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

This is my joke. funny

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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