what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A jew went to Germany.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Compton

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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