- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

This is funny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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