Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why? Because.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Penis.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Roses are red, yup.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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