potato farming

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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