Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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