What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Womens Rights

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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