Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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