roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A seal walks into a club.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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what's white and sticky semen

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sure!

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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I have aids

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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