Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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nine...eleven

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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JUST KIDDING^

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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