How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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One day a man walked into a wall

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Dislike this.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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