You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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