Women's professional sports

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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1134

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Nah

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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Unflushed Shit...

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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