Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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