- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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