What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Nothing yet CC

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Anti Joke

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