- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Womens rights

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

black people

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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