a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Your mom.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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hey guys what's up?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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