Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Women have the right to vote.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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