Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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