Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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