How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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religion

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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