1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Knock knock! Yes?

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Punch line.

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