The Mets win the World Series

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I like your hair

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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The NBA lockout

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Ben is gay

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Anti Joke

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