Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Hellen Keller

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Why didn't he finish his

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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