Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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A blind man watches TV

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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