children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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