Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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