What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Wade's the father

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What's 4+7 47

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Women's rights

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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8=> >->-o

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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