knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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The Pope

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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A bar walks into a man

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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