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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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