What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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your social life.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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