What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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It's long!

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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