A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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womens rights.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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