RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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