Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

thumb_up thumb_down +5

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

thumb_up thumb_down -26

pussy enough said

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +126

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

thumb_up thumb_down +3

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops