Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Women's rights

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W.N.B.A.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

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