roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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