Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Justin Bieber

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Anti Joke

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