Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Diana and victoria

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