A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What's 9+10? 19

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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