What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

CFL

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What is the best part about football The scoring

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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