my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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