Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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