What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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vitamin c

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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women's rights

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