What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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