Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Hey, Max!!

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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