So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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