- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??