Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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