How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Moral

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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