Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What? Yes.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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