Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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