What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What is older than history?

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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