Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Woman's Rights.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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