whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Pickles

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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