What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Haha pizza

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Grace Ackerson

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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youre gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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