What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Anthony sucks

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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