What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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you will like this because i am black.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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feminism

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woman's rights

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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