A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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