Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock Come in.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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