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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Joesph Triphook.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Anti Joke

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