What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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