why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Obama

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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