What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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