What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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