- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

what do u call a black person by his name

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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