a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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gay rights

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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AIDS.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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