How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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