knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Andoni was here

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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