Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Knock, Knock ...

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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