There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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knock knock get lost!

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this is not an anti joke

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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knock knock piss off

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What's big and white?

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Black...

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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