Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Anti Joke

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