Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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