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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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