There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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