What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

The Holocaust

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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