Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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obama

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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