what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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