A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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