- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Women.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

A car walks into a bar.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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