A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Religionh

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Anti Joke

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