What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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No your aunties a joke

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Stop procrastinating.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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