- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Get in the car.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Come in

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Land Rovers

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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