whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What the hell are you doing?

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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sorry got to poo

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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