What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Anti Joke

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