An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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