Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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