- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Jake. Walsh.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

robin, get in the car.

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