What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Anti Joke

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