Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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womans having rights.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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women's rights

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Kelly Clarkson

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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How long is a china man?

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Anti Joke

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