hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Write your own

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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