If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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