Do you love me? No.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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I can't see my forehead

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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