Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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