Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Error 37.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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