A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Caroline Kelly.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Nick Cannon

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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