Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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