Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Shit!

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