A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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i like potatoes

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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