Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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