Six million.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How did th-A fridge.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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