What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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WNBA

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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