- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

You're on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

penis

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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