what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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