What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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