read me write me

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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White NBA players.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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