why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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potatoes

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