Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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You're so straight!

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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