Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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