a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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