try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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