What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Time flies like a banana.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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split your ass cheek

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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