A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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