why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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aodhan hearty

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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