Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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cancer

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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