what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Christianity.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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kushagra tyagi

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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