Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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9/11

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Anti Joke

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