wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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