What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Women's Rights

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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