A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Cheese stick

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

who is not good looking? mon morello

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Anti Joke

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