Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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