Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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The jets are a good team..

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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