Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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