Womens rights

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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