no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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