Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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8=> >->-o

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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