What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Get on the boat.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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I am a n1gger.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Amazing

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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