Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Life

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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no

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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