Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A black person dies.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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