- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

your mom.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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