How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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