- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Woman rights.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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