Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What is worse

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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cms.......?????

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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