How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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