You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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balls

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Anti Joke

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