What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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