A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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