What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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You will not press the like button.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Women

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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