a man walks into horse bar

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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liam buchan is gay !

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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