How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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White men's rights

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Anti Joke

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