What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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