what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Chuck Norris.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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