Nobody cares maddie!

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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