What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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haha

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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