- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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