why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Anti Joke

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