Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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When will Abe Vigoda be alive again? Never. There will never again be a time when Abe Vigoda will be alive. For example, Abe Vigoda will be dead for the entirety of the year 2038. He will continue to be dead if we move forward to the year 2091, and even if we keep jumping forward throughout history, stopping in the years 2250, 2871, and 3546, we will not land in an era when Abe Vigoda will be alive. Another way to look at this is to imagine Abe Vigoda had died in earlier years. Let's say he had died in 1902. Would he be alive today? The answer, sadly, is no. We get the same answer if we suppose Abe Vigoda had died in 1822, 1715, or ~ 85,200,000 BPE. To sum up, it is not precisely accurate to say that Abe Vigoda will be dead for a very long time. That implies a limit on the amount of time he will be dead. There is no limit.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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