Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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