What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is next?

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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I am quite mature.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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NEVER

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"Up to 50% off."

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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