What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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youre gay

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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