What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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