how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Im cute hehehee

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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A fat man on a moped

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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