What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Jewwy Jewstein

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The NHL playoffs

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Basically copying you.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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