Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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If you riding a jet-ski amd the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Blue Ice Cream

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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