Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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DERP

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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hey bill!

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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