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How did the girl die? 25.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

Black people stink of shite!

Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

A car walks into a bar.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Womens rights

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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