What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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How do magnets work?

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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your mum

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Joe Biden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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