- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.