How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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