Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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alert("Hello");

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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