Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Nickelback.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Penis chickens

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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