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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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