whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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