ASSCHEEKS

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Ruller

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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