that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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