What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Japan

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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