Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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