Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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PENIS that is all

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

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