Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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