- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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