Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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pickle juice?

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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