- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

French people

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What flys? A fly

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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