I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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