Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Irish sobriety

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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