What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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That's not what she said.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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flavin's head

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Anti Joke

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