Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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hey bill!

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Anti Joke

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