- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Woman's rights.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

I am very humble.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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