He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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