what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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T-Dog scare me

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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