What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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