Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

...NO.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

I'm HIV positive.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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