A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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