Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Man U

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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Mitt Romney

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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