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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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