How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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i like men but im not gay

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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