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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Donkey lips

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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