What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Josh kissing a girl

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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