Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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