What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Womens Rights

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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