Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

thumb_up thumb_down -10

potato

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

thumb_up thumb_down +42

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

thumb_up thumb_down +3

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops