There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Yock

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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