There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Oliver's friends

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Yo Mamma

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