Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Stop being a centipede

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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WNBA

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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