What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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