the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Women's football

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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