Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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