I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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