- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

I can Nazi

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Knock knock

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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