Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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This is an anti-joke.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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