How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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