smug face >:}

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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u suck

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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dead babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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cats are pussies

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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