Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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