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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Gorden Brown.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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Penis in a box.

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