Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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