Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Loperson

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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