What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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diarrhea.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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your social life.

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Teen pregnancy

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Anti Joke

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