What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Women's Rights.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Hitler was Jewish.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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