Nickleback.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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