What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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civil rights

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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