Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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james schmitt whats your last name

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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