Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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