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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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