How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Burp

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Black Friday

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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