This one time at band camp....

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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How High is a Chinese man

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my penis

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Ass

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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