Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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._____________________. Whale!

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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are you gay does your mom know

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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