- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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