why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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you just read an anti-joke

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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DEATH.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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