A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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