- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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