- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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