Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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Gabe Mercado

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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