- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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