this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Cheese

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Flop dog

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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miley cyrus

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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