- Anti Joke

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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