When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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