Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Banana(s)

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Jayden Eccles

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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