A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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