A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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