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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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