Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Anti Joke

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