What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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