Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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