What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What's your guys names?

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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