why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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There is a car full of black people.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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I killed someone today. :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Double-whammy

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Anti Joke

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