nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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