- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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