I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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