Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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8=D

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Yeah right loser!

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Anti Joke

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