Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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knock knock go away!!!

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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