knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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