Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Vagina.

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How do magnets work?

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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President Donald Trump

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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