What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Knock knock

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's a tissue's favorite kind of music? Nothing, tissue's do not have ear canals or ear drums and there for cannot hear any type of sound wave.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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