what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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kesha is a virgin.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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your fat

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Anti Joke

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