A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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canada

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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