what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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you will like this because i am black.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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