so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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