Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Ebola

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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