What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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