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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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