- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honk if you're Amish!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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