There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Flab

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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eloise dey.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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hello

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

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