- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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