What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

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