what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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