What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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I'm tired.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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