Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Needless to say,

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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You wanna see something really scary?

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why? Because!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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