How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Dwarf Shortage

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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