Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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