- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Black Friday

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

It’s dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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