why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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