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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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