Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Make me famous

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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