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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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yada yada

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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