How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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