Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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