Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Tilt your screen back .

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Benevolent villain.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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