What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Wade's the father

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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"33"

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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