Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Women's rights.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Religion

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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