when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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