i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Heartlight

whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Womens' sports

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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