Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's up brah brah

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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