a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Knock knock What

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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