Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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