what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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