what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Bloody kids ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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