women's lacrosse.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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