When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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c-? men, C-men

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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