Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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i committed murder

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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I'm HIV positive.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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