why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

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