A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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