What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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