How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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this girl died

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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u jelly?

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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