The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Pickles

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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I can count to potato.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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