Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Obama.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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