Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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