What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Mooses

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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