Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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Your mums a potato

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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