why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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68 :)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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