Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Barack Obama.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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