Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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