- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

This is not a joke

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A new restaurant KKKcake

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A man sat on a chair

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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