Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

W.N.B.A.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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