Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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this website is non-operational.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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