A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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I woke up today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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this is not a joke. jks

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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KEVIN HART

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Anti Joke

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