Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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