why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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MySpace.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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