how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What is a question?

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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