knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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