Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Women's Rights

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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lebron

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

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