- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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