What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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hey John will you make some copies

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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