Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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