What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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