Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Anti Joke

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