why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Guess what? No.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Joay impistato is a fig

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Paper shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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David Silberberg is gay

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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