Dance is a sport

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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UP

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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