why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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