Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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