What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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