- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

melon

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Fart

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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