wanna hear a joke? i dont

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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