A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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