A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Paige

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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