What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A train poops its pants.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Badabing.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Anti Joke

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