What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Justin's humor

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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