Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Anti Joke

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