Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Laugh.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Anti Joke

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