What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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I was born.

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CAS

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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