What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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