what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops