wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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