What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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