Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Fat? Jesse Z

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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