Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Women rights.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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A black person dies.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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