An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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