It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between a duck?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's up? The sky.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -28

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops