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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A bar walks into a man

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Hitler

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