What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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