How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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