Nobody cares maddie!

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Bob dole

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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bees knees

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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