what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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Woman's Rights

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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