- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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