Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Pickle!

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Anti Joke

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