How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Ju... Just why?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I was watching Fox news.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Whats9+10 19

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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