What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Grapefruit.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

whats one plus one penis

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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