An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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