Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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