whats worse than a kane nothing

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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poop.........

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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cancer

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