A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Anti Joke

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