how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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all hail based mark

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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