Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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