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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Chinese drivers.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Win and Beau have no friends

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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What is cold? Winter

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Spread the net.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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