Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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