Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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Anti Joke

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