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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Neil is a reterd.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Laura Pratz..

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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