- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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