Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Good job, son.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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( o Y o )

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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