What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Icecream

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Women's rights

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