A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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The Morman Religion.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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