Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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