What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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This is not a good joke.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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