What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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