Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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