Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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