There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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