Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Knock knock. Come in.

i can't stand cripple jokes

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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