Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Why? Why Not?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Anti Joke

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