Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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tims sty:)

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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whats 69+2? 71

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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