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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Albert your flies undone.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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