- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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