Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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