- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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