A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Three black men were walking...

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soccor

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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