What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Women's Rights

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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