What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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YOU

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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gingers

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