why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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