Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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1+1= 69

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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knock knock

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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