Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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