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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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