A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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call me maybe.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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