Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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