knock knock. no one's home..

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Anti Joke

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