Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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