How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Where's my baby??

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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