- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What do people say? words.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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