What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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