Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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