what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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CORRECTION TO THE COMMENT BELOW! Its a WIN/WIN/WIN/WINWINWINWINWINWIN (WIN For at least 30 more minutes)/CUUUUM!/"SORE ASS WHINING CHILD Gonna grow into a slut SITUATION!" friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man The Anti-Christ: Do not thumb me down unless you want to feel the big burning hot spear of darkness, and you do not... You better don`t be or become a sore ass kid you allshole if you know what I am saying... Yeah! Thats right! You better fear me! Because the angrier you look... The more offended you become... The better you are starting to look...

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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