How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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diarrhea.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Your text.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Anti Joke

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