Knock Knock.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Ross.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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