- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Why were corners made? For crying.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Face...the other white meat!

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

how do you call someone? use a phone

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