Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Compton

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My sister has to take a dump

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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