Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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