how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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