- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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