AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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poo

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Chicken

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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