Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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