Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Are you a human?

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Anti Joke

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