- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Badgers are cool

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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