why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Anti Joke

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