- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

honest politician

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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