- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

who's a slut... you're mom

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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