Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Winter

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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