Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Herman Cain

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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i have 2 penises

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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