What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Women rights.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

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