- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

An Aisian failed a test

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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