4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Reading books

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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