- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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