A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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