A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Anti Joke

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