A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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brett is a dick

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Bob dole

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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