why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

whoa there

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Anti Joke

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