A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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i love to lick...

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

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