What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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