what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Nickelback

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Justin with a hat.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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