What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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