a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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123 Main street

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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