What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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