what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Your mother just died.

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Your all fags

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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