Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Peas

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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