Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Knock knock

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Ebola

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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