why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man goes to the potty.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Ju... Just why?

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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