What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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