knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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hi joshua

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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