A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What is my name? I dont know

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Poopsack Jones

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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