- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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