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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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