Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

white or wheat? wheat please.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

AIDS

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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