q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

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