A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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A black man in a country bar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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guess what chicken butt

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

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