Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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