What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Poop

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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The 13th Amendment...

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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GLaDOS: So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious! GLaDOS: The end. GLaDOS: The end? GLaDOS: That's not funny. GLaDOS: Do either of you feel like laughing? GLaDOS: Alright, I'm pulling you out. GLaDOS: Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen. GLaDOS: As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers. GLaDOS: At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse. GLaDOS: Briefly. GLaDOS: Reactions? GLaDOS: Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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