- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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