Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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crap!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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