How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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