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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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