you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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