My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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The child was fired from his job.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Women's Rights

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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