What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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