What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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wael.. nuff said

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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