- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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