I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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