- Anti Joke

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

YOLO

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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