Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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penis

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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penis

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Women's rights

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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