what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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