Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Poop

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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