Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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