your mama so old, shes dead.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Women's Basketball.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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guess what chicken butt

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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This is not a joke.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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I love you.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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