Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Anti Joke

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