24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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No.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Roses are flowers.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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