Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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