Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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