Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Donkey lips

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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