What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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im gay

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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