- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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