Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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TRICERATOPS!

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did? Yes

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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like for a handjob.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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