What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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