Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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