ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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