Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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