Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Chuck Norris died.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Tunechi

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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