Refrigerator

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Yellow People !!

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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jibby jobby

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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