why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

Nickelback.

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Kendall and Nick Fredick

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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