When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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