Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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