What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you end a sentence

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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