- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

Jews

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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