Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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split your ass cheek

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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hey guys im gay

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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