So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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