How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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