roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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ballsack

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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I've got a boner

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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