What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Obamacare!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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