If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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