Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Guest what? Dog

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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what the hell happened to your face

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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A black man in a country bar.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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