How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Gay's

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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