What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I grammer is gooder then yours.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

thumb_up thumb_down -11

osama bin ladens hiding spot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops