What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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knock knock come in!

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i dont fisish anythi

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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