- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

My tractor broke down.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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