- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

At least I dont have AIDS.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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