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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Anti Joke

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