how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Gay rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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8====D~~~~~~

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Guess what? AIDS!

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What is the difference?

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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