Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Why can't Hellen Keller have babies? She's dead.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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