Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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4/20.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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