what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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