how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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