Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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