why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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