Zach Barlow

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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