what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Women's Rights...

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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