whats black white and red all over an abused child

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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salad days!

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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hi

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Women's rights.

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hot diggity dog

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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