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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Why did the

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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