My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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