I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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9/11

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

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