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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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