Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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