why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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