a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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