You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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toast points

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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