What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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women's rights

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womens rights.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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