Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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balls

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Society.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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