How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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So dont touch it

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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You sick fiend

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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