What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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