- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Where do you live? In a house

Get it? More.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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