why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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There's my tractor.

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