Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Black people are innocent.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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