What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Gestapo.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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E= McVagina

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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no

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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