What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Your mums a potato

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

You know whats funny Aids

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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