Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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