whats one plus one penis

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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whats 2+2? 1

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