- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

^ That's not even funny ^

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Rebecca Black.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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