Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Jews

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