Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Butt poop.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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the WNBA

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Anti Joke

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