Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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womens rights.

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knock knock who's there no one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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