why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Refridgerator.

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Anti Joke

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