whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Paige

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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