Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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