Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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