hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Women's Rights

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

the comment about daniel was fron brock

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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