why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

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