Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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