Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A van drives into a car.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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