Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Women's rights.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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civil rights

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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