my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Penal Dysfunction

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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