Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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I'm Polish.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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