How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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penis in the camel

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Anti Joke

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