Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Soccer...

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Type better antijokes above

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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My mom.

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