What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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raping black women

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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America

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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F? No k

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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