A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Your adopted

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Your mom.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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The BCS

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats9+10 19

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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