What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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The horse said "nay."

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your mom

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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