You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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haha black people :D

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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