What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Obama = ebola

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

How do you spell eight? 8

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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