- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Neither did she.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

You know what sucks? Yes.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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