How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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