Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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fkda

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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Anti Joke

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