Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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This is an anti-joke.

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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