So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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My pet rock died.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Scott Gomez

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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