3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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