there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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