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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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