How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Internet Explorer

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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