Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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meh

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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WOw you have no life

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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68 :)

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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whats 2+2? 4

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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