Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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Hi

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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Anti Joke

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