What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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