What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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