What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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