You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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