Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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The white guy did it!

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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