Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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