How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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