What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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where is the world?

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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