"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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