knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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I shot a bitch.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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nothing

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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