Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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book 'em danno

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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