1134

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

thumb_up thumb_down -9

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops