What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Chuck Norris.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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