Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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William Raines.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Kelly Clarkson

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A Serbian Film

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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