- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

my gramma died

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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