Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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what are three short words? i a am

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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69

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I'm rick james bitch

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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