What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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