- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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