What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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I hate blackniggers

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people magazine

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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