What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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