What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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