Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Anti Joke

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