What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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