"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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