Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Yo mamas so fat

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Chuck norris

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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