What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Who is it?

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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