Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Anal cheese curds.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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