Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Indeed.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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