blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Nice weather we're having.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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see ya

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Anti Joke

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