Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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69

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Obama = ebola

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Ben Affleck

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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