roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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I grunt when I poop.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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