Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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