- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

My mom.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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