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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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