A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Where else? The junk yard

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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OBAMA

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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