Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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