Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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oops

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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