What do you call a black priest? Father

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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