We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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