- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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