why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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FUCK THE JEWS

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