uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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