Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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