- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

joke under this line wins _________________________

Knock knock Fuck off!

Is this where I type the joke?

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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