What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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whats forever alone me

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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