I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Nothing yet CC

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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