roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Ha

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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