- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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