What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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