What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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