What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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what are you mike bibby?

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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