Guess what.. chicken butt

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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