A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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