A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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How High is a Chinese man

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my penis

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Ass

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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