What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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