Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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