How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Read a Book.

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you will die someday

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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pauls tuck

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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