Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A women president

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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