Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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This is my joke. funny

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Once upon a time a was born

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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who smells? •Liam

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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A joke

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Anti Joke

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