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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

"Knock knock." "No."

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

1+2 = 6

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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