My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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