your mother is so lesbian

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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YOU

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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