A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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My mum is called Steve

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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