Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Jesus was a good guy

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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