You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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