Dead babies.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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The Qur'an

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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SNAPPLE!

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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