What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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The Mets win the World Series

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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