Yo mama so fat she died

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

thumb_up thumb_down +21

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

thumb_up thumb_down +20

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to your hamster? It died.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

thumb_up thumb_down +11

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops