A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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it's funny because it's funny

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Christianity.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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