Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

hi. thats what she said.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's funnier than 24? 25

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A cow says moo and explodes.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

24

hey justin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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