- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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