I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Paige

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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