Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Tacos

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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