Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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No!

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what color is blue? green

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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