What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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