what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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I am dyslexic

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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