Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Women Voting

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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