What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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meh

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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