I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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brandon ya twwat

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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If you are my friend like it!

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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