whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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