- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

YES! EXACTLY!

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

why is john so fat years of over eating

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