A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Loperson

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Anti Joke

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