whats better than shoes feet

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Alt F4

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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