- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

A baby seal walks into a club...

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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