It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Canada

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Nick Cannon

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Your mom is so fat...

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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