A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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for keeps?

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Penis

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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charlie sheen

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Anti Joke

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