What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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