Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

thumb_up thumb_down -20

There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why is this joke funny because your laughing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

thumb_up thumb_down +18

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

My name is me I like fired chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Water? I hardly know her.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops