What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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