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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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