Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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The 80's

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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hi

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9/11

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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