What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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