How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Chris is hairy

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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