What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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so...um, yeah

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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