Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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guess what?

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Black Poeple

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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