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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you call a black man who kills jews? a serial killer

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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