Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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