If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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There is a car full of black people.

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