Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

The EPA.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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