- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's brown and sticky? Poo

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

9/11

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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