A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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I'm funny.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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womens rights

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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