Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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hi iggy

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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