Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Anti Joke

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