- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

justin littleton. nuff said

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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