What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What? Yes.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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LET

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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