Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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women's rights

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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