A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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