No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

So a horse walks into a barn.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

u suck

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops