How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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