A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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