why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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