Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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