knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Hello Braydon

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Anti Joke

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