What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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i have two hands.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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