Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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