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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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