"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

a retard lost...

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

women rights

Barack Obama

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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