You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Jews

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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