Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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