how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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