What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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