Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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