- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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