A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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