Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Hello.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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haha black people :D

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What the hell are you doing?

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Anti Joke

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