Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Half life 3 confirmed

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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