Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Chicken

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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