A fish swims up your penis...

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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4 hours later.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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