Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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