How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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