What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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