your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -33

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

boobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

i said wut wut in the butt!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops