asian, do math

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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