- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Adam Chebali has no life

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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