Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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