What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Poop

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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8=> >->-o

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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