What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Gays

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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