What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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