“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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