What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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