- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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