- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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