Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Nice belt.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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