Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Wright flyer

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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