What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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I have a gay camel

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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