- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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