To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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what?

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A black student graduated High School

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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