roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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