What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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