What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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Anti Joke

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