Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Lil' Wayne

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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