whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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