Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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