What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Dumbledore dies.

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What did I do last night?work

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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