HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Obama.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Obama being reelected.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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