A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A snake walks into a bar

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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