Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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The WNBA.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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