How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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knock knock ... no one was in

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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