If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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YOLO.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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girls basketball

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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everyone dislike this

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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