- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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