ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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