A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Woman's rights

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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