How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

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