what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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