You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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PENIS

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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