Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Anti Joke

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