whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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