What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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