Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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2 Penises

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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