My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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