Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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