- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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