Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Christians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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Women's football

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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