Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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black people swimming

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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