- Anti Joke

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

im gay

you give like i give lomain

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

17

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How high is a Chinaman

Anti Joke

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