How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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