why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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full house

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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so the weather's nice...

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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