What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Yes.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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