Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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I Love Hitler.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Anti Joke

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