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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

._____________________. Whale!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

an emo girl walked into a white room

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

No!

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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