why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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penis haha

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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