Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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