what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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