Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What is red? A rock painted red

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Why did the jew die Really...

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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