Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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