What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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Lil Wayne

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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