Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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hi im paul!

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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