Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Drunk irish man

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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