What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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but there is a road to the super market

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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rent a cops

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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