What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Patrick is gay

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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mark is religion

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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