What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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No.

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Double-whammy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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