1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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obama

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Michael Castillo is gay

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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