Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Obama

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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redtube

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Black Poeple

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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