if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Justin Bieber

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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