Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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