did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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bangers and mash?

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What is worse than hell?

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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