why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Cripples are lame.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Men's rights

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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