What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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