What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Women's Rights

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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