What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Anti Joke

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