What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Women's Rights

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