What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Steve is an average man. He has a good life, is married and has 2 kids. So why did he have his dog put down? Because it was hit by a car and had 21 broken bones and was in severe pain. Steve thought putting it down was the best thing to do.

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Anti Joke

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