- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Joey mayer's face

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Hello.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

It got hit by a rocket.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Cancer.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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