How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Women's rights.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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