Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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willam dafoe

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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