Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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NASCAR

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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