A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Anti Joke

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