What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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