Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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I love you.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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