why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Women's Professional _________

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Health food.

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What is older than history?

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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the WNBA

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Chocolate tastes good.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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