Tell you something funny.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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hi patrick

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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I ponder

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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