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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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