why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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A kid has no friends.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

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