What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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