Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

cory is gay

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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