what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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