i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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