What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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