Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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a retard lost...

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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