What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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