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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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