What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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what's up? my penis.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

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