Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Jebron Lames.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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