lyren is a big meanyhead

What time is it? 10:58

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

destiny

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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