What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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i have aids and a chode

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Anti Joke

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