why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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connor sucks

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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