Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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