Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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You copy and paster!

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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smell the vitamin C

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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