-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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