- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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