- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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