Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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