What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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time to spruce up!

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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