What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

what time is it rape time

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was the man sad His got raped

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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