There's my tractor.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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