Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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The glass is half an hour.

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