whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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your all shit at jokes

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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