Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what goes boo a sock

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Anti Joke

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