Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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