A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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