Well this is pointless.....

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

penisface

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Anti Joke

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