Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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