Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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mark is life

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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