- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

So one time this woman was learning...

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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