- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

c+t+c?

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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