What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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