Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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