- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me troll face

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

have safe sex

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

Dani barton= lovely

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