- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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