Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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