His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Nickelback.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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