Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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flavin's head

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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