Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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I like hats XD!

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Romans rights.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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EGGPLANT

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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