Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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