- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

hi mom

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

hi

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

? I hate niiggers ?

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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