Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Black People

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Anti Joke

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