What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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I am a mime

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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