What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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