I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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JFK

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Urban ghettos

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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American healthcare.

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