Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Anti Joke

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