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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Chuck Norris watches TV.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

I'm gay.

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