As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Womens rights

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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- Helen Keller

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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your going to die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

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