- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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