Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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a man said hi.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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