- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call two dog? dogs

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