Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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