Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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The Mets win the World Series

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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a man said hi.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Homo say what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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