ass in my face ? no

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Women's rights

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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PEANIS!

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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