How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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