Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Potato

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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