- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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