What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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William wright is Gay

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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