A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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