-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Your mom.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Anti Joke

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