A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Ben is gay

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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LIE

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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