Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Anti Joke

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