What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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This is my joke. funny

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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