what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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