Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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kkk

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Logan's gay

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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Your mom.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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