Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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