PIED NINNY!

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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I was born.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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