What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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fridge

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Manchester City

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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And you honored it I see :P

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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