What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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