Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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