How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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