Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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