if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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