Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Men's rights

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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LET

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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