Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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this website is a bad joke

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