Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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A man died.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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