What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's the new green? Green

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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