Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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1 Jew XD

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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