Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

A Muslim blows up a bar

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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