- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

world society

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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