And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Womens Sports

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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