Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

The song Friday Rules!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Flowers are colors Love me

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

women's rights

Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...