What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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Penis

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Anti Joke

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