Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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John Cena for president

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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your face is kinda funny

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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