What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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what happens during a climax apples

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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