I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Today is March 22.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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learn. advance!

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Anti Joke

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