Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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