How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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I friended Paul Walker on Xbox, but he's always in the Dashboard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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