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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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