guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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