- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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