Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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5 people are walking

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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eoin burgin is fat

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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THE GAME

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Joke

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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