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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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