Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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