Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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knock knock whos their a person

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Johnson stops eating

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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