ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

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