Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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