why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What is brown and sticky?

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Anti Joke

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