Carrot fingers

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Noah is Smart.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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