- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

I have read the Terms of Service.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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