- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Covietz has a large penis

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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