A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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