how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Poo LOL

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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