Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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