Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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