What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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