- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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