-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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NEVER

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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