Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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The government makes a good decision

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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