Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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