They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Anti Joke

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