i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

guess what what ...

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

THE END.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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