A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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