- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

twilight

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

whats pale and white your ass.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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