Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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