knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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homosexuals are gay

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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snowglobe

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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it's funny because it's funny

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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