why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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hi anti joke

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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