- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

i found waldo.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

PENIS :)

A hill billy went fishing

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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