Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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