An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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My mom.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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