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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, the holocaust was a tragic event in human history.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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