What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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