Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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No!

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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