Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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terry stockton is straight

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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