Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Women's rights

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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