What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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NAACP

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Anti Joke

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