Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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