When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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