roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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batman has diarrhea

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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