tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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