What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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