I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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