Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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You.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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