Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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