Knock knock Go away

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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