A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Why? Because.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Penis.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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