- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What fires shots? A gun

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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