Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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A Banana wrote this...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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