A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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