What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Mitt Romney

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Women.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Men

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Anti Joke

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