Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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fkda

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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