There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Dozer has a soul

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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go go gadget

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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