What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Anti Joke

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