Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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