Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Black people having a Job.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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9/11 my birthday

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Roses are flowers.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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