A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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4 hours later.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Continents are large islands.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Anti Joke

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