The cow went moo

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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