Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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I'm gay.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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