- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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