why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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123 f*ck off

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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