Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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