1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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RUN

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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