why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Knock knock, come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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