A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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