What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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