ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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