this is stupid .... yep

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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c:

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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bryden is a faggot

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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