Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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