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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Dakota Fanning

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Anti Joke

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