Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Knock knock.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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