If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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am i invited to party? no

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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