Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Anti Joke

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