Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Flab

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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.....Carrot Top....

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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