Hi poop!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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CRY

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's the deal with brown?

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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