- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

Hi my name is Bob

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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