Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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