Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Cancer.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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