how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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That is so fetch

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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