knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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