Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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what do u call a black man a black man

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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