What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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