What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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It got hit by a rocket.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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hi. thats what she said.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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