An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Chuck Norris.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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