Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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