Hi? No!!!!!

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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david weres the slug gone

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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