Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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hashtags suck balls

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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Justin Bieber

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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