Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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someone called a frog a frog

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Anti Joke

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