one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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