Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Eric is gay Ha

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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You know George Washington? He died.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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