Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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batman has diarrhea

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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