Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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nbjhfghl

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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