whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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charlie sheen

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Smart Blondes

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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