Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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