What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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