How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Your mum is dead

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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