What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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WNBA

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

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