Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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whats forever alone me

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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