What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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