What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Stop being a centipede

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KKK

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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