When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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