What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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