Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Anti Joke

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