How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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ollie is a fag so are you

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I was watching Fox news.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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