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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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