What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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hi

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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this is not a joke.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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