How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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