What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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