How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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