Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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