Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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what?

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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A black student graduated High School

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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hey bill!

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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