I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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HEY!

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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