theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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