Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Waffles ate my grandma

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Anti Joke

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