Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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test

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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