Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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