There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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womens rights.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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obama

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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