Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Lewis

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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penis haha

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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