Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Chuck Norris.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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