Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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