What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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