Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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