What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Sorry boss

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Lil Wayne

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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joke

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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