How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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