- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

My Nan, that is all.

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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