What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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u suck

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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