Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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