Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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