chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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AVI IS A FAG

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Anti Joke

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