i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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field day?

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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