why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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