Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

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