Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Nobody cares.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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