Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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your mum

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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