Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Anti Joke

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