Justin Bieber

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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your so fat. your fat!

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A black succeeds

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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