drake

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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