Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Praise Paisley

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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