Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Anti Joke

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