What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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