Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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