what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Oh s***

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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