One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Your time.

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