- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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