A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Anti Joke

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