What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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*you're

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Anti Joke

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