What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Laura Pratz..

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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