Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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I am very humble.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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I am on a escalator.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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