Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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stuarts mum

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Netflix and chill

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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