What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Weaner

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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