A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jokes are funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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