Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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bob saget

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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