why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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lol

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Brett Farve

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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