Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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You copy and paster!

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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