what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

I have Alzheimer. What?

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

Two guys walk into a bar.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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