Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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42, that is all

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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