I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Republicans

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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