Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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10inch nice

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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anal seepage

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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