There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Chuck Norris.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Yo daddy!

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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womens rights

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