What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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minorities

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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