Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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69.... is a number

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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