A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Blacks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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9/11

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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