Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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What is the best type of pepper? Well, some people say that the yellow pepper is the sweetest and most delicious, although others prefer red, green or orange peppers.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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