Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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