What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Don't think of granny porn

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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