Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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