Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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