What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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