A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Man U

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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