You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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sixty....eight.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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