What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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JFK

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Herman Cain

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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