Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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