- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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