Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Kevin and Ramin

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Civil Rights.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Punchline.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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