Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Black Veil Brides.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A whale's vagina

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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