Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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