What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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sure!

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Anti Joke

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