a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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