Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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