Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

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