why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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