Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Your social life.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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