- Anti Joke

Star Wars

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why? Whats wrong?

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

Misner is a twat.

I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Uh... What was emulating again?

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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