What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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religion.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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