Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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