What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Steve Jobs.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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whats really hot the sun

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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