Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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:O + :P = 69

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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