Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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