Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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darude- sandstorm

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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