A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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