What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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