A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Diana and victoria

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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