Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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I drive a 'rarri

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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WOw you have no life

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Invisible Television.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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