What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Watch your lips.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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Anti Joke

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