- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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