Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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