Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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