What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Small Penis.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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What did the fish say after he

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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