A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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THE GAME

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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this is gay

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Refrigerator

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