Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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whats 2+2? math.

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My Butthole.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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baskets

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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