So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whos district champs not JM

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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