what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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