antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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