Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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what's black and can't swim?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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Hey

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gay marriage.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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