What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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