Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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I'm HIV positive.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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