"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Testicles.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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AIDS

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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