How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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wat?

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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