A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A man died.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Are you a tree

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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