Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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I am very humble.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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You see how lame this is?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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