Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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