Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Worst joke ever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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