How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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