Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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