There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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