- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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