What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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your mother is so lesbian

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Anti Joke

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