Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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heat!

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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I was once a hamster.

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Anti Joke

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