knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Today is March 22.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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David Cameron

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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