Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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im saul and i love cock

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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