Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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