Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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69

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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