Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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I came.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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men

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Everybody will die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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