- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What time is it? 10:58

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

destiny

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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