in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good is your hiding spot? Rhetorical question. Osama Bin Laden is dead now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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