Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Black Veil Brides.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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Cows go moo.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Women's football

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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