How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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poop

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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