WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Your Mom.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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