Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Loperson

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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