why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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