- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Oh look, I've found my knife

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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