Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Chuck Norris died.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Anti Joke

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