A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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