What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.