A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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