So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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