what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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