"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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