AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Apple juice.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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