what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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book 'em danno

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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