my shift key is broken1

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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