A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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White NBA players.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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