What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Niall Horan

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Gangnam style

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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