A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Fuck her

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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