Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Ms. Smoot's class

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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