A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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