What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What's clear and wet? water

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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