- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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