Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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