What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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